The Gro Party

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The only national political party campaigning for more sleep for parents

Vote for more sleep – Vote for Gro!

"For too long now, tired parents across the UK have been ignored by the major political parties, but not anymore. The Gro Party has been formed just in time to campaign for more sleep for tired parents and lobby the government for help. New parents are the ultimate floating voters, not because they are undecided, but because they are just too tired to walk down to the polling station on election day.  So if we are voted in, the Gro Party will pass new legislation to introduce a real nanny state. A free nanny for every new parent to help in the mornings, night-times and to provide lie-ins at the weekend. Every new parent will receive an emergency case of Gro Company sleep products, all paid for by a new Sleep Tax, which will also fund the new ‘Ministry of Sleep’. We call on parents everywhere to vote with their feet and vote ‘Gro’ on May 6th! Together, we can build a better future, a future where young children sleep soundly for 12 hours a night and a future where new parents don’t fall asleep with their face in the breakfast cereal. Don’t lose any more sleep over which party to vote for on May 6th – vote for more sleep – vote Gro!” Rob Holmes, The Gro Party Leader.